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Laugh with us!

A guy with a Mini Morris runs over a cyclist.

The driver gets out of the car to help. It seems that the cyclist has no serious injuries; only a broken arm.
'My friend! How lucky you are' - says the driver.
'Lucky?'
'Yeah. Really lucky. This is my day off. I am a lorry driver.

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'How many mice can you fit in a 20 tonne lorry?'

'Two but they should weigh 10 tonnes each.'

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A lorry driver calls his boss on the mobile.
'Hey, boss. I'm in trouble. There's a crack on my left side rearview mirror.'
'Replace it then.'
'I can't. The whole lorry sits on it.'

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A lorry driver is driving on the country road in a heavy storm. He catches sight of a guy wearing a red raincoat at the side of the road. He stops, opens the door and asks:

'Whaddya want?'

'I'm the red raincoat jerk, and I'm hungry.'

The lorry driver gives him his lunch and then drives on. Not long after, he notices a guy wearing a yellow raincoat at the side of the road. He pulls off again.

'Whaddya want?'

'I'm the yellow raincoat jerk, and I'm thirsty.'

The lorry driver gives him his drink and then drives on. After driving another few miles, he notices a man wearing a blue raincoat at the side of the road. He stops.

'Whaddya want, blue raincoat jerk?'

'May I see your driving license and the vehicle's documents, Sir?'

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A lorry driver goes to the police station of a small willage. He is petrified.

'Are there black cows in this area?'

'No.'

'Black horses?'

'No.'

'Big black dogs?'

'I guess there aren't any.'

'Then I must have run over the vicar.'

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'What is the most brutal date?'
'When a lorry driver has a crush on a girl.